
“Hold still. Smile. Bigger. BIGGER!”
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The fair-booth marker: a huge head, a tiny you, coloured paper.
A GAZUM game · coming soon
Snap a selfie (or you and a friend, or your pet looking guilty). A master caricaturist finds what makes you, you, and blows it up: the grin, the chin, the eyebrows. Then we make it 3D.
The masters

“Hold still. Smile. Bigger. BIGGER!”
The fair-booth marker: a huge head, a tiny you, coloured paper.

“Darling, your chin deserves its own frame.”
The magazine painting: stretched, squashed, glorious.

“I don't do flattering. I do unforgettable.”
Pencil and charcoal grotesque. Our ugliest, and proud of it.

“Next! … Done. You're welcome.”
The live-event sketch: fast, kind, flattering.

“KA-POW. That's your face now.”
The bold cartoon: clean lines, loud colour, giant grin.
Tilt the cards. They're 3D.
Before and after
The sitters on this page are fictional people we created for our tests. Your face is your business.
Then it gets real
Spin it with your finger: numbered, signed by its master, one of one.
Point your phone at the table and there you are, staring back.
Printed and hand-finished, shipped to your door. Your face. Your desk. Your problem.




These figures were made from the caricatures above.
How it works
A selfie, a selfie with one friend, or your pet looking guilty. The camera tells you if the light is too dim.
Pick a master. It spots what makes you, you, and draws it, line by line, with a remark you'll want to frame.
Keep it, share it, gift it to the friend in the photo, spin it as a 3D card, and soon order the figurine.
The fine print, in big print
Your skin tone stays exactly yours: every drawing is checked against your photo.
Noses, lips and eyes keep their shape. No stereotypes, ever.
No face prints stored, and you can delete everything at any time.
A friend in your selfie can claim the piece, or delete it.
The line
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